The Brits have a solid lineup top to bottom. Will they be versatile and diverse enough to repeat their glory of 2008?
Captain: Catherine Zeta-Jones
The Welsh CZ Jones will be hot forever.
Keeley Hazell
The British Isles are loaded with large-breasted hotties like Keeley.
Layleigh Kayleigh
You know those random shows that have token hot chick co-hosts or correspondents? That's what this girl does for a living.
Jennifer Ellison
She's a soap opera starlet and the woman of my dreams.
Kate Beckinsale
The London born actress is your more traditional, classy looking English kind of hot.
Kayleigh Pearson
Her audition photo to some FMH contest was first taken so she could send it to her soldier boyfriend fighting in Iraq. The British Army should hired her to be on their recruitment posters. "If you can hit this (picture of insurgent), then you can hit this (picture of Kayleigh)."
Lucy Pinder
They're real. And they're spectacular.
Emma Watson
She's 20 now. So you can freely admit that there's something magical about the Harry Potter heroine.
Kelly Brook
100 years ago, the British Empire controlled 1/3 of the world's population. Now it seems that they control 1/3 of the world's total volume of breasts. That rivals OPEC's oil monopoly for most valuable natural resource in the world. Ms. Brook has the same birthday as me :-)
Abbey Clancy
She's engaged to English soccer player Peter Crouch. For anyone who criticizes soccer players, they all seem to go home to the most beautiful women in the universe.
Danielle Lloyd
She won Miss Great Britain in 2006, then was stripped of her title when she stripped her clothes for Playboy. She has a 32E chest. E stands for Exciting.
So there's Britain. They're deep, they're hot, but they're not very diverse. I almost had to throw in Emma Watson and Kate Bekcinsale just to spice the team up with some variety. So we'll see how that affects them in the tournament.
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