I deservedly got some criticism two years ago for constructing a weak Italian side. I wasn't diligent enough, and the Italians were jobbed out of what could have been a Euro Hot Chicks title. My apologies to Italy. But the selection this year was more thorough and gave me far many more erections. So here come the Italians...
Captain: Monica Bellucci
She may be 46 in reality, but the pictures I'll use of her are from her prime years. She had a perfect body back then and a still serviceable one now, built for Lamborghinis and Ferraris to race around.
Carla Bruni
Although she was born in Turin, she's currently married to the President of France. Which is probably the same as being single.
Giada De Laurentiis
Raised in America but born in Rome, she can cook, she can smile like a crackhead, and she can fill a bra.
Elisabetta Canalis
George Clooney is currently driving this Italian model.
Sara Varone
Tits.
Emanuela Folliero
Any more breasts and her bra would be as strained as the Tower of Pisa.
Francesca Lodo
She's an actress and a model. Essentially, she gets paid to be hot.
Eleonora Pedron
The name Eleanor is hardly a hottie's name in the States. But it's Italian equivalent is.
Federica Ridolfi
Apart from being a dancer and a TV host, Federica is engaged to soccer player Giuliano Giannichedda, who holds the Guinness World Record for Most Italian Name Ever.
Manuela Arcuri
She used to go out with a professional fencer, and she has a black belt in karate. Pity the mugger who tries to steal her purse when those two were on a date.
Letizia Bruni
This Tuscan hottie is not related to the afore-mentioned Carla Bruni. At least I doubt it. You see, Letizia is a pornstar.
So there's the Italian team. I know you may have expected better, but go fuck yourself. Do you know of any hot Italian girls? I mean real Italians, from Italy? We don't get exposed to them, and trying to find them on the internet isn't easy. So forgetaboutit.
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