"She's Canadian?" That's the common refrain when you discover that a celebrity hails from north of the border. While Canada isn't a stunning team, they do have depth, and name recognition. They also have a surprising versatility in hotness.
Captain: Trish Stratus
Born in Toronto, Stratus was a run-of-the-mill fitness model before gaining fame as a wrestler in the WWE. She's blonde, with perfectly bronzed skin, big mellons, and could kick the crap out of me. If she weren't Canadian, she'd be perfect.
Elisha Cuthbert
She may look innocent, but more hockey players have spent time in her than the penalty box. I just hope her box doesn't smell like a hockey player's equipment bag. Gross.
Emmanuelle Chirqui
The French Canadian actress exploded into fame when she appeared on Entourage. She has a really unique look to her that I adore.
Estella Warren
She has kind of a dumb look in her eyes that drives me nuts. I love it, very animalistic. She used to be a model and a synchronized swimmer. Now she's an actress. Mark Wahlberg decided to hook up with a chimp instead of her in Planet of the Apes. dumbass.
Jayde Nicole
2008 Playmate of the Year from Scarborough, Ontario.
Melyssa Ford
This one's dedicated to DP. She's a video girl with Godzilla's ass. She was hatched in Toronto.
Kate Ground
You've probably never heard of her. She's what's known as a "solo-girl." That's about as close to being a pornstar as you can get without being a pornstar. She poses nude and semi-nude and posts pictures on a website.
Anna Paquin
She's bisexual and has that nice girl kind of feel to her. You know, the type of girl you want to take out to dinner, give flowers to, then take her home and defile every orifice of her body.
Misa Campo
You probably remember this girl as the chick in the Canadiens attire. Well she's from Montreal, and is apparently of Filipina/Mexican/French/Japanese descent. In other words, she's Exhibit A in the case for racial integration.
Leyla Milani
This model of Iranian descent was thankfully born in Toronto, where cleavage is allowed.
Stephanie Ly
Believe it or not, I think Canada might be the most ethnically diverse team in this tournament, apart from the US. Ly is a model currently based in Ontario.
So that's Canada. They're probably not the most eye-popping team in the competition, but they have versatility and are solid through and through. Watch out for them.
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