Hot Chick WC: Team Argentina

In soccer, Argentina has won 2 World Cups, and 14 South American Cups. But they haven't won a major trophy since 1993. They're looking to rectify this either in the real World Cup, or in the more important DC Hot Chicks World Cup (DCHCWC). Here's their team:

Captain: Yamila Diaz

Brazil has Pele and Adriana Lima. Argentina has Mardona and Yamila Diaz.

Luciana Salazar

Not your prototypical South American look, but she's from Buenos Aires, and she's hot. She's one of those random actress/model/TV host/musician people.

Pamela David

She's a model, and also some Argentinian basketball player's baby momma.

Chenoa

She's a moderately successful pop singer born in Argentina and raised in Spain.

Karina Jelinek

I wonder if she got called Yellow Neck as a kid. Doubtful.

Luisana Lopilato

She's a soap actress. I actually used to watch one of her shows when I was in college. A teen-soap show called Rebelde. It came on Tuesdays at 4, had hilarious musical cues, and smoking hot chicas running around in schoolgirl skirts.

Yesica Toscanini

Just your standard South American model.

Luli Fernandez

The only bio I could find on her was in Spanish. But if you look at her metric measurements, they make her sound like a freak of nature. She's 1.64m tall, weighs 50kg, is 91-60-90, and has size 38 shoes. Makes her sound real short, real light, very wide, and with gigantic feet.

Carolina Pampita Ardohain

Another Rebelde alum turned model. I'm telling you, it was a fantastic program!

Rocio Guirao Diaz

25 year old model from Buenos Aires.

Dorismar

So I guess in Mexico, guys eat endangered sea turtle eggs thinking it's like some sort of natural Viagra. So this model Dorismar goes out of her way to pose in posters that say "My man doesn't need to eat turtle eggs to please me." And of course, someone else gets offended and moans that the posters were demeaning to women. Sometimes, even if you're wicked hot, you just can't win. In fact, here's the poster:



I think it's a cute and attention-gaining way to save some sea turtles. And I see nothing demeaning toward women. Fucking prudes.

Speaking of prudes, she was deported as an illegal alien from the United States. She tried to get an O-1 visa, literally arguing that her beauty made her an "alien of extraordinary ability." She was denied, but that's still cool as hell. Imagine her going to court and saying, "Your honor, these are my abilities," then she rips her top off.

So that's Argentina. And it's a very very impressive team. And assembling it, I really didn't think it would turn out as strong as it did.