Hot Chick WC: Team America (Fuck Yeah)

America might not have a soccer team to be extremely proud of, but we do have a ton of hot women. We have hot actresses, hot singers, hot rich girls, hot models, hot girls next door, hot waitresses, hot bartenders, hot racecar drivers, hot athletes, hot poker players, hot, hot, hot. Here are the girls representing the Red, White, and Blue:

Captain: Angelina Jolie

Those lips are made for sucking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days those lips are gonna walk all over you.

Scarlett Johansson

What do I like most about her? Her chest. What do I like second most about her? She has a real look to her. She's not painted, not plastic, not printed and pressed. She's real.

Beyonce Knowles

Amazing ass, pretty eyes, sexy face, luscious curves. 3,000 years ago, entire nations would fight wars over the kind of beauty she possesses.

Jessica Alba

She's just naturally hot in an almost unnatural way.

Kim Kardashian

I would describe her curves as "pronounced."

Eva Mendes

Those eyes simply smolder with Latin fire. En fuego.

Megan Fox

Fox is crazy hot. She's a confirmed bisexual, and I doubt could ever spend a boring day with her, even if you didn't fuck her.

Jesse Jane

Pornstar Jesse Jane personifies the American Male's Dream. She's a statuesque blonde goddess. And she's a bit of a prude (for a pornstar). You won't see her doing the ultra hardcore stuff that Tiger Woods' bitches do. And you also don't see her starring in 140 films a year. She picks her roles like Matt Damon did, carefully, and with awareness that she was building an image as much as she was working a job.

Britney Spears

The rags-to-riches-to-rags-to-riches story of Britney Spears. But not only is she physically attractive, she has a sexy attitude. When she was the "Overprotected" virgin, she was sexy. When she eventually returned to our "Radar" as the promiscuous woman, she was sexy. The only thing that wasn't sexy was the "Crazy" period intermixed. And yes, I just dropped the names of "3" Britney singles in the last few sentences. "Oops! I Did it Again."

CJ Gibson

Both CJ and her sister Raquel are models from Clearwater, Florida.

Faye Reagan

On a team as diverse as the US's, you need to have a freckle-faced, pale, redheaded girl. With nice tits. Who gets filmed having sex for a living.

God Bless America!