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Monday, June 30, 2008
Euro Chicks of the Day: England vs. Spain
Anyone who knows their European history knows that these two countries hate each other. England supplanted Spain as the most powerful country in the world way back in the day. And much like the Battle of Gravelines in 1588, England comes out on top here, 2-1.
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Euro Chicks of the Day: France vs. Italy
A rematch of the 2006 World Cup final. There probably won't be any head-butting in this contest, but just imagine some head-butting mixed with hair stroking, then massaging, and so on. I probably didn't do the best job I couldv'e in assembling the Italian team, but I don't think I could have given them team more attractive than the French. France wins 4-1.
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Euro Chicks of the Day: Sweden vs. Russia
Two giants in international hockey, as well as international modeling. Russia is one of the largest countries in the world, so you'd expect them to have lots of hotness. Sweden is relatively small, but produces fine bitches like Bentley produces cars: They don't make a lot, but they make some of the best. However, Russians are too powerful. Not only do they have hot models, they have extremely hot female athletes. Russia wins 3-1.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Euro Chicks of the Day: Germany vs. Spain
This just might be the final for the real Euro 2008. I'm German, so my heart is with the krauts, but the Spanish have an undeniable allure to them. They have more variety, and are more exotic. Es tut mir leid, Deutschland, pero España son los ganadores (sorry, Germany, but Spain are the winners), 3-2.
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Euro Chicks of the Day: England vs. The Netherlands
The Dutch have a few really hot women, but their hottest player is Kimberly Holland, who isn't even Dutch. The English, on the other hand, have extremely powerful breasts. England prevails 4-0.
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Euro Chicks 2008: Italy
Italy: Birthplace of grease, la cosa nostra, and fascism. Also home to some hot women.
Monica Bellucci:
Supermodel and actress. One of the few people who was in The Matrix trilogy AND Passion of the Christ.
Francesca Dani:
29 year old model from Rome. She specializes in dressing up as various cartoon and comic book characters. I bet she's a goddess in Japan.
Anna Falchi:
a.k.a. Anna Kristiina Palomäki. Born in Finland but raised in Italy with a new name. She's a supermodel and occasional actress.
Elisabetta Canalis:
29 year old model and actress from Sardinia.
Rose McGowan:
Born in Florence to an Irish father and American mother. She used to date Marilyn Manson and she is starring in the remake of Barbarella which comes out next year.
Emanuela Folliero:
TV presenter and model from Milan.
Manuela Arcuri:
31 year old actress and model. She's got a black belt in karate.
Sara Varone:
TV host.
Alessia Fabiani:
31 year old model and TV personality.
Bianca Balti:
23 year old supermodel from Lombardy.
Laura Esposto:
29 year old model and TV host in the UK. She works on a show that covers Italian soccer for British viewers.
Monica Bellucci:
Supermodel and actress. One of the few people who was in The Matrix trilogy AND Passion of the Christ.
Francesca Dani:
29 year old model from Rome. She specializes in dressing up as various cartoon and comic book characters. I bet she's a goddess in Japan.
Anna Falchi:
a.k.a. Anna Kristiina Palomäki. Born in Finland but raised in Italy with a new name. She's a supermodel and occasional actress.
Elisabetta Canalis:
29 year old model and actress from Sardinia.
Rose McGowan:
Born in Florence to an Irish father and American mother. She used to date Marilyn Manson and she is starring in the remake of Barbarella which comes out next year.
Emanuela Folliero:
TV presenter and model from Milan.
Manuela Arcuri:
31 year old actress and model. She's got a black belt in karate.
Sara Varone:
TV host.
Alessia Fabiani:
31 year old model and TV personality.
Bianca Balti:
23 year old supermodel from Lombardy.
Laura Esposto:
29 year old model and TV host in the UK. She works on a show that covers Italian soccer for British viewers.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Euro Chicks 2008: France
France produces the girliest of men, so it's no surprise that their women are feminine, elegant, and sexy.
Alizee:
23 year old pop singer who became an internet sensation in the US due to this GIF of her dancing.
Sophie Marceau:
Actress best known as the princess in Braveheart and the villain in The World is not Enough.
Laetitia Casta:
30 year old super hot supermodel from Normandy. She's also done some acting. She's been chosen by the French government to be the model for new busts of Marianne - a symbolic woman who represents the French Republic. As much as I dislike France, could you imagine the US government choosing a lingerie model to turn into statues of Columbia and Justice?
Clara Morgane:
27 year old model turned porn star, turned model, turned singer. All natural 36-24-34.
Clemence Poesy:
25 year old actress, best known as the French girl in that Harry Potter movie who wound up having done a nude scene in the past.
Aurélie Claudel:
27 year old model.
Morgane Dubled:
23 year old Victoria's Secret Model.
Noelia Garcia:
26 year old model who is also a staunch pro-lifer.
Virginie Gervais:
a.k.a. Virginie Caprice. 28 year old model turned porn-star. She did an amateur film before becoming famous for being a model. Then the film emerged and she was approached by adult entertainment executives. For my money, she's the sexiest woman in the tournament.
Noémie Lenoir:
28 year old model and actress from Versailles. She's married to Claude Claude Makélélé of the French national team and Chelsea FC.
Dany Verissimo:
a.k.a. Ally Mac Tyana. 25 year old former pornstar and aspiring actress.
Alizee:
23 year old pop singer who became an internet sensation in the US due to this GIF of her dancing.
Sophie Marceau:
Actress best known as the princess in Braveheart and the villain in The World is not Enough.
Laetitia Casta:
30 year old super hot supermodel from Normandy. She's also done some acting. She's been chosen by the French government to be the model for new busts of Marianne - a symbolic woman who represents the French Republic. As much as I dislike France, could you imagine the US government choosing a lingerie model to turn into statues of Columbia and Justice?
Clara Morgane:
27 year old model turned porn star, turned model, turned singer. All natural 36-24-34.
Clemence Poesy:
25 year old actress, best known as the French girl in that Harry Potter movie who wound up having done a nude scene in the past.
Aurélie Claudel:
27 year old model.
Morgane Dubled:
23 year old Victoria's Secret Model.
Noelia Garcia:
26 year old model who is also a staunch pro-lifer.
Virginie Gervais:
a.k.a. Virginie Caprice. 28 year old model turned porn-star. She did an amateur film before becoming famous for being a model. Then the film emerged and she was approached by adult entertainment executives. For my money, she's the sexiest woman in the tournament.
Noémie Lenoir:
28 year old model and actress from Versailles. She's married to Claude Claude Makélélé of the French national team and Chelsea FC.
Dany Verissimo:
a.k.a. Ally Mac Tyana. 25 year old former pornstar and aspiring actress.
Euro Chicks 2008: Russia
Russia is a cold and desolate place. There is no middle ground for hotness in Russia. All the women are either pasty 250 pound babushka wearing nesting dolls, or supermodels.
Anna Semenovich:
28 year old from Moscow. A singer, aspiring actress, and figure skater. She also has big boobs.
Anna Kournikova:
Also from Moscow, she's 27 but it seems like she's been a celebrity forever. Former professional tennis player who never won an event. However, she won 2 Australian Open doubles titles with Martina Hingis, and is amazingly hot. She's now a model and is dating the Russian national hockey team.
Maria Sharapova:
21 year old tennis pro from Siberia. Unlike Kournikova, she's not only won, but has won three Grand Slam events.
Arina Makhova:
She's a model, that's about all I know. Oh, and she's hot too.
Lyubov Tolkalina:
30 year old actress.
Yulia Kova:
Pop singer.
Natalia Sokolova:
31 year old from Moscow. She's a model and an actress. She was Playmate of the Month in April 1999.
Irina Voronina:
In my opinion, Irina's body is utterly perfect. She was Playmate of the Month in January of 2001. She's the St. Pauli's Girl spokesmodel. She was in Balls of Fury, Epic Movie, Reno 911! Miami, and two episodes of Entourage.
Oksana Pochepa:
23 year old pop singer and model.
Elena Berkova:
Technically Ukrainian, but she works in Russia as a pornstar. She's also an occasional pop singer.
Alina Kabaeva:
25 year old gymnast. Won a bronze medal in the 2000 Olympics, and a gold in 2004. She's currently a member of the Duma (Russian parliament).
Anna Semenovich:
28 year old from Moscow. A singer, aspiring actress, and figure skater. She also has big boobs.
Anna Kournikova:
Also from Moscow, she's 27 but it seems like she's been a celebrity forever. Former professional tennis player who never won an event. However, she won 2 Australian Open doubles titles with Martina Hingis, and is amazingly hot. She's now a model and is dating the Russian national hockey team.
Maria Sharapova:
21 year old tennis pro from Siberia. Unlike Kournikova, she's not only won, but has won three Grand Slam events.
Arina Makhova:
She's a model, that's about all I know. Oh, and she's hot too.
Lyubov Tolkalina:
30 year old actress.
Yulia Kova:
Pop singer.
Natalia Sokolova:
31 year old from Moscow. She's a model and an actress. She was Playmate of the Month in April 1999.
Irina Voronina:
In my opinion, Irina's body is utterly perfect. She was Playmate of the Month in January of 2001. She's the St. Pauli's Girl spokesmodel. She was in Balls of Fury, Epic Movie, Reno 911! Miami, and two episodes of Entourage.
Oksana Pochepa:
23 year old pop singer and model.
Elena Berkova:
Technically Ukrainian, but she works in Russia as a pornstar. She's also an occasional pop singer.
Alina Kabaeva:
25 year old gymnast. Won a bronze medal in the 2000 Olympics, and a gold in 2004. She's currently a member of the Duma (Russian parliament).
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Euro Chicks 2008: Sweden
Per capita, Sweden produces more hot chicks than any other nation in the world. It's clear that the Vikings only stole the hottest women from Europe, brought them back to Scandinavia, and their hot genes have been passed down generation to generation.
Madeleine Lexander:
25 year old model who claims to have dated Swedish national soccer team captain Freddie Ljnberg.
Victoria Silvstedt:
33 year old supermodel, 1997 Playmate of the Year, and former professional skier.
Emma Andersson:
31 year old pop singer and girlfriend to Stanley Cup MVP Henrik Zetterberg.
Izabella Scorupco:
38 year old actress. She played James Bond's Russian love interest in GoldenEye.
Elin Nordegren Woods:
28 year old model from Stockholm. Most famous for marrying Tiger Woods in 2004. She has a twin sister named Josefin.
Tilde Fröling:
28 year old actress and model.
Elin Lanto:
23 year old pop singer from Litslena.
Carin da Silva:
23 year old pop singer and model from Gothenburg. She's dating a sea captain.
Caroline Winberg:
23 year old supermodel who is 5' 11". When she was 17, Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones became obsessed with her and wouldn't stop calling.
Filippa Palmstierna Hamilton:
22 year old fashion model. Although she was born and raised in France, her father is a Swedish count.
Oksana Andersson:
Born in Russia, but you can tell from that last name that she's a Swede. 23 year old model and actress.
Madeleine Lexander:
25 year old model who claims to have dated Swedish national soccer team captain Freddie Ljnberg.
Victoria Silvstedt:
33 year old supermodel, 1997 Playmate of the Year, and former professional skier.
Emma Andersson:
31 year old pop singer and girlfriend to Stanley Cup MVP Henrik Zetterberg.
Izabella Scorupco:
38 year old actress. She played James Bond's Russian love interest in GoldenEye.
Elin Nordegren Woods:
28 year old model from Stockholm. Most famous for marrying Tiger Woods in 2004. She has a twin sister named Josefin.
Tilde Fröling:
28 year old actress and model.
Elin Lanto:
23 year old pop singer from Litslena.
Carin da Silva:
23 year old pop singer and model from Gothenburg. She's dating a sea captain.
Caroline Winberg:
23 year old supermodel who is 5' 11". When she was 17, Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones became obsessed with her and wouldn't stop calling.
Filippa Palmstierna Hamilton:
22 year old fashion model. Although she was born and raised in France, her father is a Swedish count.
Oksana Andersson:
Born in Russia, but you can tell from that last name that she's a Swede. 23 year old model and actress.
Euro Chicks 2008: Spain
Spain tends to disapoint in soccer, entering into tournaments with high expectations, only to collapse in the group stages. Maybe their hot chicks will fare better in this competition.
Natalia Zeta:
24 year old pornstar, model and nightclub dancer.
Eva Gonzalez:
27 year old model, represented Spain in Miss Universe 2003. Rumored to be dating Iker Casillas, captain and goalkeeper for the Spanish national soccer team, as well as the goalie for Real Madrid.
Vanessa Lorenzo:
31 year old model and occasional actress from Barcelona.
Lucia Lapiedra
a.k.a. Miriam Sanchez. 27 year old former pornstar and former cocaine addict. She's now engaged (or married) to a sports journalist.
Rebeca Linares:
25 year old pornstar from Basque country. She currently lives and works in LA.
Sonia Baby:
27 year old pornstar and vaginal acrobat. I don't know what that means.
Penelope Cruz:
34 year old actress from Madrid. The most famous on the Spanish team, and probably the skinniest. She was introduced to most Americans in Blow as Boston George's cokehead wife.
Asun Ortega:
26 year old model and actress from Murcia. She currently lives in LA.
Almudena Fernandez:
31 year old supermodel, currently based in NYC.
Veronica Romeo:
29 year old singer and songwriter from Elche.
Zuleidy Piedrahita
a.k.a. Zuleidy, a.k.a. Little Lupe. 21 year old pornstar from the Canary Islands. She's really really small, about 4' 11" and 90 pounds. Not everyone's into girls that small. But if you are, you'll love her. But I think she just got implants, which ruins that whole Lolita look.
Natalia Zeta:
24 year old pornstar, model and nightclub dancer.
Eva Gonzalez:
27 year old model, represented Spain in Miss Universe 2003. Rumored to be dating Iker Casillas, captain and goalkeeper for the Spanish national soccer team, as well as the goalie for Real Madrid.
Vanessa Lorenzo:
31 year old model and occasional actress from Barcelona.
Lucia Lapiedra
a.k.a. Miriam Sanchez. 27 year old former pornstar and former cocaine addict. She's now engaged (or married) to a sports journalist.
Rebeca Linares:
25 year old pornstar from Basque country. She currently lives and works in LA.
Sonia Baby:
27 year old pornstar and vaginal acrobat. I don't know what that means.
Penelope Cruz:
34 year old actress from Madrid. The most famous on the Spanish team, and probably the skinniest. She was introduced to most Americans in Blow as Boston George's cokehead wife.
Asun Ortega:
26 year old model and actress from Murcia. She currently lives in LA.
Almudena Fernandez:
31 year old supermodel, currently based in NYC.
Veronica Romeo:
29 year old singer and songwriter from Elche.
Zuleidy Piedrahita
a.k.a. Zuleidy, a.k.a. Little Lupe. 21 year old pornstar from the Canary Islands. She's really really small, about 4' 11" and 90 pounds. Not everyone's into girls that small. But if you are, you'll love her. But I think she just got implants, which ruins that whole Lolita look.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Euro Chicks 2008: Germany
Germany is known for producing high performance cars, the best beer in the world, and hot models. Considering the fact that I'm German, and I'm the one who decides who wins in this competition, Germany is one of the favorites.
Xenia Seeberg:
36 year old actress and singer. She was the star of the very weird sci-fi show Lexx which was only watchable because of the short skirts she wore. Her full lips have lead some to refer to her as the German Angelina Jolie.
Heidi Klum:
One of the superest of the supermodels. She's most famous in the States due to her work in Victoria's Secret and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions. She's also made cameos in several TV shows and movies. Her very German name is topped in Germanness by the city in which she was born: Bergisch Gladbach
Nicoletta Blue:
Don't know much about Nicoletta except that she's a porn star from Berlin.
Shy Love:
29 year old porn star of Puerto Rican and Sicilian ancestry, but was born in Wiesbaden, Germany (her father was in the US Army). She has a master's degree in accounting, and claims that 3/4 of her porn scenes involve anal sex.
Diane Kruger:
a.k.a. Diane Heidkrüger. 31 year old actress and model. Best known for appearances in Troy and National Treasure. She may have the most Germanic face in the world.
Briana Banks:
a.k.a. Briana Bany, 30 years old from Munich. Modeled as a teenager, became a porn star when she was 21. Claims to have the longest legs in the adult entertainment industry.
Annette Schwarz:
24 year old porn star with about 300 films. Busy girl.
Veronica Blume:
30 year old model and actress. Her mom was from Uruguay. Her father is German. She speaks 4 languages.
Regina Deutinger:
25 year old model from Munich. Playmate of the month in April of 2008. Measurements: 37-25-37. Sehr nett!
Janine Habeck:
25 year old from Berlin. Playmate of the Month in February 2004, and 2005 Playmate of the Year in Germany's edition of Playboy.
Eva Padberg:
28 year old model from the town of Bad Frankenhausen. She started as a fashion model, then worked in commercials, did some minor acting, and is a singer songwriter in an electronic/club act.
Xenia Seeberg:
36 year old actress and singer. She was the star of the very weird sci-fi show Lexx which was only watchable because of the short skirts she wore. Her full lips have lead some to refer to her as the German Angelina Jolie.
Heidi Klum:
One of the superest of the supermodels. She's most famous in the States due to her work in Victoria's Secret and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions. She's also made cameos in several TV shows and movies. Her very German name is topped in Germanness by the city in which she was born: Bergisch Gladbach
Nicoletta Blue:
Don't know much about Nicoletta except that she's a porn star from Berlin.
Shy Love:
29 year old porn star of Puerto Rican and Sicilian ancestry, but was born in Wiesbaden, Germany (her father was in the US Army). She has a master's degree in accounting, and claims that 3/4 of her porn scenes involve anal sex.
Diane Kruger:
a.k.a. Diane Heidkrüger. 31 year old actress and model. Best known for appearances in Troy and National Treasure. She may have the most Germanic face in the world.
Briana Banks:
a.k.a. Briana Bany, 30 years old from Munich. Modeled as a teenager, became a porn star when she was 21. Claims to have the longest legs in the adult entertainment industry.
Annette Schwarz:
24 year old porn star with about 300 films. Busy girl.
Veronica Blume:
30 year old model and actress. Her mom was from Uruguay. Her father is German. She speaks 4 languages.
Regina Deutinger:
25 year old model from Munich. Playmate of the month in April of 2008. Measurements: 37-25-37. Sehr nett!
Janine Habeck:
25 year old from Berlin. Playmate of the Month in February 2004, and 2005 Playmate of the Year in Germany's edition of Playboy.
Eva Padberg:
28 year old model from the town of Bad Frankenhausen. She started as a fashion model, then worked in commercials, did some minor acting, and is a singer songwriter in an electronic/club act.
Euro Chicks 2008: The Netherlands
The Netherlands is a strange place. Their team isn't as deep as some of the others in this competition. Some of the names are also funny. They're an underdog in this tournament, but they still have some nice hotness.
Bobbi Eden:
28 year old model turned porn star with over 100 films under her belt.
Famke Janssen:
The most famous of the Dutch team. She started as a model, then started acting on TV then in movies. She first turned heads in GoldenEye when she played Russian seductress Xenia Onatopp. She's also smoking hot in Rounders. Her biggest role was Jean Grey in the recent X-Men trilogy.
Sabrina van der Donk:
Funniest name in the tournament. 19 year old model and Miss Netherlands Earth 2006.
Georgina Verbaan:
Actress and singer. Believe it or not, her tits are real. She's a member of the Party for the Animals, which is a political party in the Netherlands. Thank God weed isn't legal here.
Terri Summers:
32 years old and from Amsterdam. She was a model and an exotic dancer before becoming a porn star. She still does the dancing. She used to be a waitress at Hooters.
Nicolette van Dam
24 year old actress from Amsterdam. She was in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, which I didn't see, and neither did you.
Hanna Verboom:
Another Deuce Bigalow alum, Hanna was born in Belgium but eventually moved to the Netherlands and went to Amsterdam University.
Anna Marie Goddard:
A bit old now, but she was smoking back in the late 90s and early 00s.
Karen Mulder:
Like Anna Marie, this supermodel is nearly at the end of her reign of extreme hotness.
Chantal Janzen:
29 year old actress in movies and musicals
Kimberly Holland:
OK, so she's from Texas and not the Netherlands. But her name is Holland, and she is incredibly hot. Do you mind? Didn't think so.
Bobbi Eden:
28 year old model turned porn star with over 100 films under her belt.
Famke Janssen:
The most famous of the Dutch team. She started as a model, then started acting on TV then in movies. She first turned heads in GoldenEye when she played Russian seductress Xenia Onatopp. She's also smoking hot in Rounders. Her biggest role was Jean Grey in the recent X-Men trilogy.
Sabrina van der Donk:
Funniest name in the tournament. 19 year old model and Miss Netherlands Earth 2006.
Georgina Verbaan:
Actress and singer. Believe it or not, her tits are real. She's a member of the Party for the Animals, which is a political party in the Netherlands. Thank God weed isn't legal here.
Terri Summers:
32 years old and from Amsterdam. She was a model and an exotic dancer before becoming a porn star. She still does the dancing. She used to be a waitress at Hooters.
Nicolette van Dam
24 year old actress from Amsterdam. She was in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, which I didn't see, and neither did you.
Hanna Verboom:
Another Deuce Bigalow alum, Hanna was born in Belgium but eventually moved to the Netherlands and went to Amsterdam University.
Anna Marie Goddard:
A bit old now, but she was smoking back in the late 90s and early 00s.
Karen Mulder:
Like Anna Marie, this supermodel is nearly at the end of her reign of extreme hotness.
Chantal Janzen:
29 year old actress in movies and musicals
Kimberly Holland:
OK, so she's from Texas and not the Netherlands. But her name is Holland, and she is incredibly hot. Do you mind? Didn't think so.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Euro Chicks 2008: England
When you think of exotic Europeans, English girls don't exactly come to mind first. But Britain produces some of the finest looking women in the world. Their squad is deep, has variety, and three of these ladies have sex tapes out there on the internet.
Elizabeth Hurley:
Actress, turned 43 years old last week. She may be a bit past her prime, but her prime was very very fine. Best known as Austin Power's love interest Vanessa Kensington.
Jennifer Ellison:
Actress, model, and singer. 25 years old from Liverpool. Ex-girlfriend of Liverpool FC/English national team midfielder Steve Gerrard. Won the British version of Hell's Kitchen in 2004, beating nine other celebrities.
Victoria Beckham:
Formerly Posh Spice. 34 years old and married to the overrated David Beckham of the LA Galaxy.
Jakki Degg:
30 year old model who had a very small part in the very small movie EuroTrip.
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Katie Price:
a.k.a. Jordan. 38 years old, 32G tits. One of the richest women in Britain. Has a sex tape somewhere out there.
Keeley Hazell:
21 year old from London. Has natural 32E breasts. She's an environmentalist and a model. Early last year, a sex tape of her was leaked onto the internet. I've seen the video, and although there's some nice oral action in it, the actual sex mostly takes place just a bit off camera, or with her boyfriend's ass in the frame. Not fun.
Cheryl Cole:
Formerly Cheryl Tweedy. Turns 25 in a few days. Member of the girl group Girls Aloud. She's married to Ashley Cole, who plays defense for Chelsea FC as well as the English national football team. But since Cashley's a homo in my eyes, Cheryl is still available in my eyes.
Lucy Pinder:
25 year old model. Her large and natural breasts were voted the best in Britain (not just England) last year by the Daily Star. She's also writing a novel.
Keira Knightley:
23 year old actress. Was in Star Wars Episode I as the girl who pretended to be Natalie Portman's character. The two bear a resemblance (Natalie's hotter and a better actress). I could have selected another token Page 3 model (huge boobs), but Keira gives the team some variety. She's elegant, has a very successful and dignified career. Although, she does seem to be borderline anorexic. If she doesn't put on a few pounds, she'll lose her spot on the World Cup team in 2 years.
Jennifer Metcalfe:
Model and soap opera actress. Metcalfe used to go out with Jermaine Pennant of Liverpool FC (formerly of Arsenal FC, Watford, Leeds United, and Birmingham City). Fun fact about Pennant: he played a match in 2005 wearing an electronic tracking tag, as he was on probation for drunk driving.
Abi Titmuss:
32 year old model, actor, writer, and sex fiend. She once said "I love sex. I've always been really good with my tongue and it's very long, girls love it as well!" As you can guess, she's bisexual, and her leaked sex tape proves it.
Elizabeth Hurley:
Actress, turned 43 years old last week. She may be a bit past her prime, but her prime was very very fine. Best known as Austin Power's love interest Vanessa Kensington.
Jennifer Ellison:
Actress, model, and singer. 25 years old from Liverpool. Ex-girlfriend of Liverpool FC/English national team midfielder Steve Gerrard. Won the British version of Hell's Kitchen in 2004, beating nine other celebrities.
Victoria Beckham:
Formerly Posh Spice. 34 years old and married to the overrated David Beckham of the LA Galaxy.
Jakki Degg:
30 year old model who had a very small part in the very small movie EuroTrip.
Katie Price:
a.k.a. Jordan. 38 years old, 32G tits. One of the richest women in Britain. Has a sex tape somewhere out there.
Keeley Hazell:
21 year old from London. Has natural 32E breasts. She's an environmentalist and a model. Early last year, a sex tape of her was leaked onto the internet. I've seen the video, and although there's some nice oral action in it, the actual sex mostly takes place just a bit off camera, or with her boyfriend's ass in the frame. Not fun.
Cheryl Cole:
Formerly Cheryl Tweedy. Turns 25 in a few days. Member of the girl group Girls Aloud. She's married to Ashley Cole, who plays defense for Chelsea FC as well as the English national football team. But since Cashley's a homo in my eyes, Cheryl is still available in my eyes.
Lucy Pinder:
25 year old model. Her large and natural breasts were voted the best in Britain (not just England) last year by the Daily Star. She's also writing a novel.
Keira Knightley:
23 year old actress. Was in Star Wars Episode I as the girl who pretended to be Natalie Portman's character. The two bear a resemblance (Natalie's hotter and a better actress). I could have selected another token Page 3 model (huge boobs), but Keira gives the team some variety. She's elegant, has a very successful and dignified career. Although, she does seem to be borderline anorexic. If she doesn't put on a few pounds, she'll lose her spot on the World Cup team in 2 years.
Jennifer Metcalfe:
Model and soap opera actress. Metcalfe used to go out with Jermaine Pennant of Liverpool FC (formerly of Arsenal FC, Watford, Leeds United, and Birmingham City). Fun fact about Pennant: he played a match in 2005 wearing an electronic tracking tag, as he was on probation for drunk driving.
Abi Titmuss:
32 year old model, actor, writer, and sex fiend. She once said "I love sex. I've always been really good with my tongue and it's very long, girls love it as well!" As you can guess, she's bisexual, and her leaked sex tape proves it.
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